Your name is BRODERICK STRIDER,or BRO for short.Or at least you say it's your name.You prefer Bro though.You are 31 YEARS OLD.You have a large collection of INCREDIBLY SHITTY SWORDS and SMUPPETS which are scattered around your APARTMENTin HOUSTON,TEXAS.You live with your younger brother DAVE,and you enjoy STRIFING WITH HIM and PLAYING MIND GAMES.Through some weird shit you don't fully understand,you DIED ONCE,but you DON'T REALLY LIKE TALKING ABOUT IT.You still have the SCAR to prove it though.

((Independent roleplay account of Bro Strider(Beta session) of Homestuck.The account was originally askbrostriderhomestuck.Also sorry if I suck at RPing or am OOC a lot,I'm new to roleplaying!Tips are appreciated though!Also,no icons I use are mine(though I rarely use them). All credit goes to the artist.))

3rd June 2012

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the-dead-master:

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“Well,same goes for me.We’ll both be awesome forever.”

“Oh I do hope so!”

“Well it’s okay ,don’t worry,it’s inevitable.”

Tagged: gvxgrdrc in unrelated news metal gear rising looks so awesome

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3rd June 2012

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“Of course.” He laughed. “We’re so damn amazin’.I won’t,obviously.You never stop bein’ amazin’ either,alright?”

“Of course not. I always have been, and always will.”

“Well,same goes for me.We’ll both be awesome forever.”

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3rd June 2012

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“Yes,you are cute.And yes you’re the most adorable because I adore you the most.” He laughed. “Well yeah,I guess that’s all opinions an whatever.Ain’t a competition when we’re both cute and awesome,though.

“It is so true!” she giggled. “We really are just that amazing. Never stop being amazing, okay?”

“Of course.” He laughed. “We’re so damn amazin’.I won’t,obviously.You never stop bein’ amazin’ either,alright?”

Tagged: wow rudealso no STOPASDGI CANT HANDLE IT ASDGdm you frickin cutie omg

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3rd June 2012

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strongfatequius:

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Gun show? >He gave a chuckle< Hehehe.But of course I am.

Equius presents to the other his giant arm and flexes accordingly. 

D —> You may ‘cop a feel’ if you so wish it

D —> I am, as they say ‘all yours’ 

He has to kneel down to be at a more appropriate height to interact with the human but he doesn’t seem to mind. 

D —> You have very nice shades, by the way

>You totally cop a feel of his huge guns.<

Totally worth the price of admission.

>He gives a chuckle.He doesn’t really mind how he has to kneel to actually talk to him,he’s pretty chill with it.<

Thanks,they’re pretty rad,all right.You want a pair?

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3rd June 2012

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cavalierstesticle:

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Oh,so you’re like a butler?Cool.

I don’t think I need a butler or anythin’,but I guess I’ll consider it.Don’t really need a butler now though,dude.Sorry. >He shrugged.< 

D —> Very well then

D —> If the need ever does arise, please feel free to contact me

D —> My rates for humans are quite low, assuming you choose to pay with boondollars

Alright,if I ever need a butler,I’ll tell ya.

>He gave a confused look.< Boondollars?What’re they?

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3rd June 2012

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the-dead-master:

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“Yup.Somehow,it all works out okay.” He chuckled. “Yup.You’re cuter though.Good thing we’re awesome,too.Cute and awesome couples are always pretty good.”

“I’m not cute I’m manly as hell the most adorable,” she joked. “And that is a matter of opinion because I think you’re cuter! But we’ve had this conversation before.”

“Yes,you are cute.And yes you’re the most adorable because I adore you the most.” He laughed. “Well yeah,I guess that’s all opinions an whatever.Ain’t a competition when we’re both cute and awesome,though.

Tagged: bakaits not like i bluescreened because i like you or anythingi just had some bluescreens left overso dont get the wrong ideaa-alright!?

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3rd June 2012

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strongfatequius:

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strongfatequius started following you

‘Sup,man.

D —> Greetings

D —> Are you here presently because you wish to see my famed gun show

Gun show? >He gave a chuckle< Hehehe.But of course I am.

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3rd June 2012

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cavalierstesticle:

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Master Strider? 

>Now he was pretty confused.<

What kind of ‘assistance’,exactly?

D —> Well, that all depends on you

D —> You pay my rates for a set period of time, and I will carry out any orders you give me during that time frame

Oh,so you’re like a butler?Cool.

I don’t think I need a butler or anythin’,but I guess I’ll consider it.Don’t really need a butler now though,dude.Sorry. >He shrugged.< 

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3rd June 2012

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“I’m a weird guy,you’re a weird gal,we’re a weird couple.Makes sense.” He grinned and stuck out his tongue again.

“Somehow, we make it work!” she laughed. “Good thing we’re cute.”

“Yup.Somehow,it all works out okay.” He chuckled. “Yup.You’re cuter though.Good thing we’re awesome,too.Cute and awesome couples are always pretty good.”

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3rd June 2012

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strongfatequius started following you

‘Sup,man.

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