Post reblogged from Skulls and Sickles with 83 notes
“Well,same goes for me.We’ll both be awesome forever.”
“Oh I do hope so!”
“Well it’s okay ,don’t worry,it’s inevitable.”
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Post reblogged from Skulls and Sickles with 83 notes
“Of course.” He laughed. “We’re so damn amazin’.I won’t,obviously.You never stop bein’ amazin’ either,alright?”
“Of course not. I always have been, and always will.”
“Well,same goes for me.We’ll both be awesome forever.”
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Post reblogged from Skulls and Sickles with 83 notes
“Yes,you are cute.And yes you’re the most adorable because I adore you the most.” He laughed. “Well yeah,I guess that’s all opinions an whatever.Ain’t a competition when we’re both cute and awesome,though.
“It is so true!” she giggled. “We really are just that amazing. Never stop being amazing, okay?”

“Of course.” He laughed. “We’re so damn amazin’.I won’t,obviously.You never stop bein’ amazin’ either,alright?”
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Post reblogged from STRONG 'n' fat 'n' proud of that with 6 notes
Gun show? >He gave a chuckle< Hehehe.But of course I am.
Equius presents to the other his giant arm and flexes accordingly.
D —> You may ‘cop a feel’ if you so wish it
D —> I am, as they say ‘all yours’
He has to kneel down to be at a more appropriate height to interact with the human but he doesn’t seem to mind.
D —> You have very nice shades, by the way

>You totally cop a feel of his huge guns.<
Totally worth the price of admission.
>He gives a chuckle.He doesn’t really mind how he has to kneel to actually talk to him,he’s pretty chill with it.<
Thanks,they’re pretty rad,all right.You want a pair?
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Oh,so you’re like a butler?Cool.
I don’t think I need a butler or anythin’,but I guess I’ll consider it.Don’t really need a butler now though,dude.Sorry. >He shrugged.<
D —> Very well then
D —> If the need ever does arise, please feel free to contact me
D —> My rates for humans are quite low, assuming you choose to pay with boondollars

Alright,if I ever need a butler,I’ll tell ya.
>He gave a confused look.< Boondollars?What’re they?
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Post reblogged from Skulls and Sickles with 83 notes
“Yup.Somehow,it all works out okay.” He chuckled. “Yup.You’re cuter though.Good thing we’re awesome,too.Cute and awesome couples are always pretty good.”
“I’m not cute I’m
manly as hellthe most adorable,” she joked. “And that is a matter of opinion because I think you’re cuter! But we’ve had this conversation before.”

“Yes,you are cute.And yes you’re the most adorable because I adore you the most.” He laughed. “Well yeah,I guess that’s all opinions an whatever.Ain’t a competition when we’re both cute and awesome,though.
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Post reblogged from STRONG 'n' fat 'n' proud of that with 6 notes
strongfatequius started following you
‘Sup,man.
D —> Greetings
D —> Are you here presently because you wish to see my famed gun show

Gun show? >He gave a chuckle< Hehehe.But of course I am.
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Master Strider?
>Now he was pretty confused.<
What kind of ‘assistance’,exactly?
D —> Well, that all depends on you
D —> You pay my rates for a set period of time, and I will carry out any orders you give me during that time frame

Oh,so you’re like a butler?Cool.
I don’t think I need a butler or anythin’,but I guess I’ll consider it.Don’t really need a butler now though,dude.Sorry. >He shrugged.<
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Post reblogged from Skulls and Sickles with 83 notes
“I’m a weird guy,you’re a weird gal,we’re a weird couple.Makes sense.” He grinned and stuck out his tongue again.
“Somehow, we make it work!” she laughed. “Good thing we’re cute.”

“Yup.Somehow,it all works out okay.” He chuckled. “Yup.You’re cuter though.Good thing we’re awesome,too.Cute and awesome couples are always pretty good.”
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