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nice to meetcha bro!! brostri would work pree well actually so lets go w/ that :3

yeah tell me about it :// im pree good myself!!

Hell, that works. Sure, why not, go for it.

Yeah, pretty dull ‘round here lately. Hey, if you’re bored, and I’m bored, why not do somethin’ interestin’ so we’re not bored?

"Hey, you’ve gotten plenty of peeks when I swing around now and then~. Besides, it just keeps you guessing, doesn’t it?"
“True, I have gotten peek aplenty, but that’s not solid evidence. I mean c’mon, you know me, Darck. I’m a very blunt man. Which is probably why you play these guessin’ games.”
If it's any consolation, I only looked at your butt once.
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darckcarnival:

darckcarnival:

"Strider, we’ve known each other how long? I’m well aware it was more than once at least, and the amount of fucks I give are zero. You’re an ass man. Not gonna hold that against you, dude.”


"Hah! More like appreciation for a fine ass in general~. Hey, With my line of work, the acrobatics I use and constantly working out, I’d probably have a great ass~. It’s only natural."

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Now she was just teasing him and being a little shit. Then again, it was true. She had to stay in top shape for what she did all the time. Quick reflexes, strong body. even without the vampiric improvements, one had to keep a body in top condition.

"Well, no point denyin’ somethin we both know is irrefutably true. I appreciate a fine ass, that’ somethin’ I won’t hesitate to admit.. But take it from me, the Ass Master himself, you’ve got a damn fine ass as far as I can tell. Almotst sure it could make my top three.

The man really lived up to his family name and took that teasing in stride. He was well used to Darck’s shenanigans by now. He knew she was right though. Ater all, he kept his body in top shape too, through God knows how. Gotta keep that Strider speed, after all.

"Trench coats tend to be useful in more ways than one~."
"Indeed they do, much to my dismay."

"How can I claim to be the Duke of Derriere if I haven’t properly seen your butt in all the years I’ve known you?"

yes, yes it is, have you seen the people that flock to that ass? I feel bad for the woman.
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Yeah, people seem to really like her ass for some reason.

But she hides it so often it’s kinda hard to tell if it is for sure. And that’s comin’ from me, of all people.

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"You wouldn’t happen to know… where I’ve landed, right?" she asked, looking around at the sky and the rooftop.  It did not look like she was in Limbo nor Limbo City.  Hmmm… Strange.  She placed her sword back into her scarring.

Whoops.

Well, this was certainly new. Even with all the strange things the Strider’s seen, he was pretty sure he’d never seen someone just drop onto a rooftop out of nowhere. But he didn’t seem too worried about it, either. “Uh, you’re in Houston Texas right now. Are, uh, are you okay?” She did just fall from the sky, as far as he could tell.

"…Is Darck’s ass really categorized as a bubble butt?"

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"Colour me intrigued."

If it's any consolation, I only looked at your butt once.
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darckcarnival:

darckcarnival:

"Strider, we’ve known each other how long? I’m well aware it was more than once at least, and the amount of fucks I give are zero. You’re an ass man. Not gonna hold that against you, dude.”


”.. ppfft… snrk… Hahahahaa!”

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"Sorry, dude. Ain’t gonna happen, gonna have to stick to that ‘in your dreams’ line, Strider. You got your serving of fine ass, you are covered. Just gonna have to deal with mine kicking other ass. Sorry~."

Bro stared for a manner of seconds, bottom lip quivering and lip perking up slightly before he found himself unable to contain a fit of laughter himself. What a couple of dorks these two were.

"Hahaha! C’mon, there was no way I couldn’t say somethin’ like that, Darck. I’ve got an appreciation for that fine ass of yours, that’s all I need.

Siiiigh.

"Man, am I bored."