Just poppin’ in to say.

That my girlfriend’s ass is a national treasure.

WHO PUT SPIDERS

ON MY DICK

Cathedral of the Otherworld

Not even remotely related to Homestuck, but what can ya do?

Anyway, I have a new RP blog and you should all follow it.

Yeah.

flying-maidens:

 

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"Appearances aren’t always all they chalk themselves up to be, y’know." She smiled brightly at him, "I’m several thousand years your senior! I should be the one asking you that~!"

"Oh."

"Cool. Alright, well, after all the shit I’ve seen I believe you. I’m well above the drinkin’ age, so I guess that sorts that out. Guess we just need to know who to invite and where to have this party."

"Also, who even are you? That’s pretty important too."

flying-maidens:

 

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"How about we throw a party, then? With lots of booze and loud music!"

"Oh hell yeah! I like your thinkin’, ki-"

"Wait, aren’t you a bit young to be drinkin’?"

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"I’m tired, bored and not blowing up nearly as many things as I should be lately."

ghoulgaarden:

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fav color: B)
religious views: B)
political views: B)
relationship status: B)
birthday: B)

(Source: hexgurls)

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thedeadmaster replied to your post“My girlfriend keeps messaging me about memes.”
"Haha you have been ‘le trolled’"
I get back and this is the first fuckin’ thing I see.

My girlfriend keeps messaging me about memes.